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Une chance d'une boule de neige dans l'enfer.
My superpowers include telekenesis and haiku.
Created on 2003-10-23 17:09:03 (#1410896), last updated 2006-09-09
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| Name: | Strategic Arms Limitation Talks |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 08-10 |
| Location: | First name Carmen, last name _____, California, United States |
| Website: | My Sparse Photobucket |
"I have 5 money."
-- Me
"A man and a woman are one.
A man and a woman and Brian Polk are three."
-- Stasia, Thirteen Ways of Looking At Brian Polk
"Tadfabulous is my Co-Pilot."
-- Me and Kim
"It's make believe. Like back when we were children. Except with sex."
-- Alex F.
"Those are the biggest shoes I've ever seen!"
-- Amanda, in the middle of rehearsing The Crucible
"Why do I love white girls? What is with that?"
-- Alex P.
"What San Diego?! You can't quit! You're fired!!"
-- Joey
"It's deer humor."
-- Amanda
"He's a mime.....ya know, fuck you!!"
-- NCT Midnight Show
"What part of 'meet us at The Stick' didn't he understand?!"
-- Strong Bad
"Most of you don't know the person Rippledink truly was. Underneath the bright red lipstick, triangle eyes, and that strangely happy clothing, lied the heart of a person who was deeply superficial. Out of costume he spent all his time at Fashion Valley cause it had the best Abercrombie & Fitch..."
-- Kip and Adam, Lite in the Spotlight
"If you met two guys and one was named Hambone and the other, Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins more? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though, it's Hambone."
-- Jack Handey
"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist."
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
"The worst thing you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors."
-- Jack Handey."
-- Me
"A man and a woman are one.
A man and a woman and Brian Polk are three."
-- Stasia, Thirteen Ways of Looking At Brian Polk
"Tadfabulous is my Co-Pilot."
-- Me and Kim
"It's make believe. Like back when we were children. Except with sex."
-- Alex F.
"Those are the biggest shoes I've ever seen!"
-- Amanda, in the middle of rehearsing The Crucible
"Why do I love white girls? What is with that?"
-- Alex P.
"What San Diego?! You can't quit! You're fired!!"
-- Joey
"It's deer humor."
-- Amanda
"He's a mime.....ya know, fuck you!!"
-- NCT Midnight Show
"What part of 'meet us at The Stick' didn't he understand?!"
-- Strong Bad
"Most of you don't know the person Rippledink truly was. Underneath the bright red lipstick, triangle eyes, and that strangely happy clothing, lied the heart of a person who was deeply superficial. Out of costume he spent all his time at Fashion Valley cause it had the best Abercrombie & Fitch..."
-- Kip and Adam, Lite in the Spotlight
"If you met two guys and one was named Hambone and the other, Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins more? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though, it's Hambone."
-- Jack Handey
"In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist."
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower
"The worst thing you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors."
-- Jack Handey."
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